I’m not really the type of girl who plays it safe or follows the rules. I’m loud, opinionated, and more than willing to talk about the things most people are too afraid to say out loud. With Geekdom changing and gaining in popularity, the range of nerd has definitely broadened. I’m sure you know and raid with a few sloppy drunks and sexual deviants. But that doesn’t make me, or them, any less a geek. We just live large and walk on the Wild Side. And while it’s a little late for Christmas, I think everyone can appreciate and giggle at these nods to the Fandoms…in a kinky way.
Pretty soon, smoking weed won’t be taboo. It’s being legalized across the county, and in my opinion isn’t even that wild. If you’re a fellow (midnight) toker, having some geeky glass is the way to go. I’ve owned a few Star Wars-y pipes throughout the years and they are, by far, my most admired pieces. I recently got the Stormtooper Pipe from a fellow SWTOR player who owns a pipe business. (The below are from him store and you can You can check him out here). I’m also a fan of a particular style of pipe called the Gandalf. Every once in a while I enjoy a martini (Kettle One, extra dirty) while playing. But back In Suckafish we used to play a lot of drinking games in EV and KP. I also know a few wine and beer drinkers who like to kick back and play. You can find pint glasses, growlers, shot glasses, wine glasses, wine stem rings, coasters, and flasks associated with EVERY fandom. Just Google (geeky thing)+(drinking device) and you’ll get some hits. Or, just head over to one of my favorite credit sinks, ThinkGeek. The After Party Pipes and Glasses are just the beginning, and we all know what comes after is where the real fun happens. Any of you guys ever fantasized about getting down with a Na’vi from Avatar? Ladies, got a thing for a particular Avenger? Yea, I got you covered. That there is an Alien Fleshlight. Intense. And girls, if you’re particularly…ummm…adventurous, there is a Hulk Avenger in that line. If you plan on involving someone else in your nerdy sexscapades, being safe is still important. I’ll tell you right now, if a guy whipped one of these out of his wallet, I’ll know I made the right decision sleeping with him.
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AdamEzie
1/11/2015 02:11:05 pm
Except that the wallet is the worst place to store condoms. =)
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Jay
1/28/2015 10:51:28 am
I dig that flask!!
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